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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?Hog and kisses
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?Hog and kisses
What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with diarrhea?One shucks between fits.
What types of jokes do farmers make?Corn-y ones
Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns?Because he always butchered them
What did the bean farmer hope for on his vacation?Peas and quiet
When does a farmer dance?When the beet drops
What did the farmer say when his hay started blowing away?Hay, come back
Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?He wanted to raise mashed potatoes
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?He wanted rich milk