infidelity, n.All

Infidelity is an infallible rejuvenator whose prime cause is the fear of middle-age in the young and of old-age in the middle-aged.

Infidelity is less responsible for ruining marriages than honesty.

Infidelity is often overblown. After all, men have been faithful to her lots of times.

I told my son about the birds and the beesHe then told me about the postman and my wife

I told my wife I was seeing a psychiatrist . . .Then she told me the truth – she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender

I discovered my wife in bed with another man. I was crushedAll I could do was yell, 'Get off me, you two!'

Infidelity is rampant. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in europe.

Wife: 'Are you having an affair?'Me: 'I'm not going to stand here and lie to you." So we sat down and I lied to her from there instead

Infidelity is not limited to the physical. In fact, emotional affairs are the only real affairs.

Infidelity is acceptable if not done to excess. A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married. After that it's cheating.

My wife ran off with my best friend last weekI miss him

Infidelity is natural — only those are faithful who do not have the opportunity to be otherwise.

Infidelity is reason enough for gun control.