one night stand, n.All

A One night stand is assisted masturbation

A One night stand is the fast food of relationships.

A One night stand is an audition that doesn't end in a callback.

The One night stand is unadvisable. One ought to get to know someone - and even be in love with them - before using them and degrading them.

A One night stand is just borrowing friction from strangers.

I've never gone to bed with an ugly womanbut I've woken up with a few

A One night stand is going nowhere together

A One night stand is roleplaying a relationship.

A One night stand is finishing the audition even though everyone involved knows you don't have the part.