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is getting wet and ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

Sailing: Getting wet and ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

is the fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

is an aqueous pastime pursued by men of means who relish the prospect of being blown out to sea on a Sunday afternoon.

An aqueous pastime pursued by men of means who relish the prospect of being blown out to sea on a Sunday afternoon. Also an obscure Anglo-Saxon dialect spoken by such hobbyists, consisting largely of phrases like "Hoist the thwizzlejib" and "Squinch the starboard squallnoggin." the starboard squallnoggin."

is deeply dangerous --- a sea voyage is an inch of hell.

is dangerous --- those who go to sea are only a plank’s thickness from death.

Those who go to sea are only a plank’s thickness from death.

is severe --- the seas only gifts are harsh blows and, occasionally, the chance to feel strong.

The sea's only gifts are harsh blows and, occasionally, the chance to feel strong.

is only for the brave --- the sea hates a coward.

sailing, n.All

Sailing

sailing