toaster, n.All

why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

A Toaster is an oven with an extremely limited repertoire.

A Toaster is a tanning bed for bread

The Toaster is the adult Jack-in-the-Box.

The Toaster is the original pop-up notification.

The Toaster is a mouse magnet.

The Toaster is a tanning salon for sliced bread.

The Toaster is an adult version of the Easy Bake Oven.