Valentine's Day

cauliflower

dad joke

being single

bird

lisp

size

whale

killer whale

bell

farmer

skunk

Being

Dasein

philosophy

Martin Heidegger

Soren Kierkegaard

existentialism

Albert Camus

alienation

Karl Marx

brain in a vat

reality

solipsism

Rene Descartes

date

flirting

autocomplete

one-liner

relationship

Facebook

pick-up line

being alone

kermit the frog

Michel Foucault

dialectic

G.W.F. Hegel

affair

cheating (affair)

flower

extra-marital affair

Star Trek

love

diarrhea

number

Tinder

is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot cupid really is.

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. -Author Unknown

is a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

is a corporate holiday invented by Big Love.

is a day guys spend money to eat pussy they are already eating.

is a day to remind single people of how sad they are

is a fake holiday invented by Ace Hardware to sell rope.

is a great way to tell someone "I love you this many dollars."

trivia

Empire State Building

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