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snack

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leftovers

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groceries

winter

porch

is a place where you store leftovers until they're old enough to throw out.

A refrigerator is a place where you store leftovers until they're old enough to throw out.

is a communal coffin for decomposing animal and vegetable carcasses

is the centerpiece of every American home.

is where you put dabs of food on dishes you don’t want to wash

is a place where you store leftovers until they are ready to be thrown out.

A refrigerator is a place where you store leftovers until they are ready to be thrown out.

is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

is a communal coffin for decomposing animal and vegetable carcasses and parts thereof; the centerpiece of every American home.

A communal coffin for decomposing animal and vegetable carcasses and parts thereof; the centerpiece of every American home.

is, during winter, an artificially cold environment inside an artificially warm environment inside a naturally cold environment.

Having a refrigerator in the winter is having an artificially cold environment inside an artificially warm environment inside a naturally cold environment.

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