snowman, n.Dad Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frost bite

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Frosted Flakes

What do you call an old snowman?Water

Why can’t vampires bite snowmen?They’ll get frostbite

How do you scare a snowman?You get a hairdryer

what do snowman serve at their holiday parties?Ice Krispy Treats

How does a snowman commute?On an ice-cycle

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite

What do snowmen do in their spare time?They just chill

Why did the snowman call his rabid dog Frost?Because frost bites

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?You have to hollow out the head.

Why did the snowman's daughter become a stripper?Because he was so cold to her

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?Snowballs

Where do snowmen go in a medical emergency?The ICY-U

What do you call a snowman in July?A puddle

Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm?The snowbank