bar, n.One-Liners

I've often wanted to drown my troubles . . .but I can't get my wife to go swimming

I have a drinking problemThe bar closes at 2 a.m

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Two men walked into a barThe third one ducked

I won't say the liquor in this place is wateredbut if you want a chaser, they give you a double