30 definitions
Ambition (n.) is a way of working yourself to death to live better.
America (n.) is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives.
The Author's (n.) first duty is to let down his country.
The Bagpipes (n.) are an awful instrument — The best that can be said for it is that it doesn't smell, too.
Blasphemy (n.) is the comic verse of belief.
A Businessman (n.) is just a crook with an office.
A Canadian (n.) leaves culture to his wife.
The City (n.) is where you're least likely to get a bite from a wild sheep.
The Critic (n.) is like a eunuch in a harem... they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.