mcdonald's, n.All

McDonald's is a restaurant that, as a kid, going to was experienced as a big win. As an adult, it's a loss.

McDonald's is where you can exchange legal tender for chicken tender.

McDonald's is the official restaurant of the Olympics. This is akin to smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

If bars can say no to drunk people, why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?

McDonald's is a company that donates money to sick children by making healthy children sick.

McDonald's is able to satisfy your craving, not your hunger.

Mcdonald's is eaten by 7% of American's every day.

McDonald's is a meal that, for a kid is a victory; for an adult, it's a defeat.

McDonald's is a place where “breakfast for under a dollar” actually costs much more than that. You have to factor in the cost of coronary bypass surgery.