alimony

divorce

Grenade

dad joke

absolute knowledge

one-liner

fidelity

husband

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Groucho Marx

is like not reporting a lost credit card.

Alimony is like not reporting a lost credit card.

is like paying for a subscription to a magazine that's stopped publication.

Alimony is like paying for a subscription to a magazine that's stopped publication.

is like pumping gas into another man's car.

alimony is like pumping gas into another man's car.

Alimony is the billing without the cooing.

is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off her feet, just as income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its.

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers. Groucho Marx

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