mcdonald's, n.All

McDonald's is the official restaurant of the Olympics. This is akin to smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

McDonald's is a restaurant that, as a kid, going to was experienced as a big win. As an adult, it's a loss.

McDonald's is a place where “breakfast for under a dollar” actually costs much more than that. You have to factor in the cost of coronary bypass surgery.

McDonald's is able to satisfy your craving, not your hunger.

McDonald's is a company that donates money to sick children by making healthy children sick.

McDonald's is a meal that, for a kid is a victory; for an adult, it's a defeat.

McDonald's is where you can exchange legal tender for chicken tender.

Mcdonald's is eaten by 7% of American's every day.

If bars can say no to drunk people, why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?