new year's, n.All

Why was the guy wishing everyone Happy New Years in September?He suffered from premature congratulations

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, friendly calls, and humbug resolutions.

New Year's is the best holiday for sitting around yelling at a clock.

New Year's is a time that ought to bring one the courage to break one's resolutions early.

New Year's is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

The New Year's is like a new baby - many changes will be necessary, some of which may be neglected.

New Year's is every man's birthday.

New Year's is cheerfully another chance for us to get it right.

New Year's is usually rung in by drinking out the old one.