st. patrick's day, n.All

Drink green beer!It counts as a vegetable!

They really ought to make all traffic lights green on St. Patrick's day.

St. Patrick's Day is Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions.

St. Patrick's Day is Mardi Gras for the Irish.

St. Patrick's Day is Irish-American Purim.

St. Patrick's Day is a holiday where everyone who peaked in high school puts on their best north face and just yells.

St. Patrick's Day is a holiday for people to drink but to Irish people it’s just a Sunday.

St. Patrick's Day is a fake holiday invented by Big Mint in the 1970s to sell Shamrock Shakes to McDonalds.

St. Patrick's Day is a straight Pride parade.