teenager, n.All

A Teenager is one who rarely says yes at home and rarely says no away from home

The Teenager is one who is too young for half the things they want to do and too old to do the other half

A Teenager is a person who expresses a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

The Teenager is treated like a child and expected to act like an adult.

The Teenager is a young person who wants to be different so dresses alike.

Why was the teenage dinosaur so moodyROARmones

What do pregnant teenagers and their babies have in common?They both think,"My moms gonna kill me"

Did you hear hamburgers love young people?Yeah, they’re pro-teen

A Teenager is often half-man, half-mattress.

The Teenager is always alike in most disrespects.

A Teenager is one old enough to know everything