valentine's day, n.All

Valentine's Day is a fake holiday invented by Ace Hardware to sell rope.

Valentine's Day is a day guys spend money to eat pussy they are already eating.

Valentine's Day is a day to remind single people of how sad they are

Valentine's Day is a corporate holiday invented by Big Love.

Valentine's Day is a Halloween for love.

Valentine's Day is a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot cupid really is.

Valentine's Day is a great way to tell someone "I love you this many dollars."