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The German (language) (n.) cuts ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠up its verbs, putting part of a verb down here, like a stake, and the other part of it away over yonder like another stake, and between these two limits one just shovels in German.

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The German (language) (n.) should ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.

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The German (language) (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a language where when a more literarily-inclined person dives into a sentence, that is the last one is going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of the Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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German (language) (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠an odd language in which the fish is a he, the scales are she, and the fishwife it.

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The German (language) (n.) has ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a way of getting whatever is to be delivered, whether a mere remark, or a sermon, or a cyclopedia, or the history of a war, into a single sentence or die.