Whisky (n.) is a thing where, although too much of anything is bad, too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Whisky (n.) is for drinking and water is for fighting over.
Whisky (n.) is the only thing where moderation is not required. Sometimes too much whiskey is just enough.
Whisky (n.) is always the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization—never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary.
Whisky (n.) was, in Nevada's flush times, the cheapest and easiest way to become an influential man and be looked up to: one stood behind a bar, wore a cluster-diamond pin, and sold it.