God (n.) is contradictory in that he created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man.
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God (n.) is one whom (in the case of the God of the Bible) to trust is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.
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God (n.) is one who, if he really exists, then he is a malign thug.
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God (n.) inexplicably gets the credit for science's eradication of a disease which God had working for him for many years.
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God (n.) is the most popular scapegoat for our sins.