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University (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

University (n.) is, ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠by no means, a place to get an education. Some people get an education without going to university. The rest get it after they get out.

The University (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠tasked with two great functions: To confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.

The University (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠where foreign youth go to put a mansard roof on their whole general education; the German student already has his mansard roof, so he goes there to add a steeple in the nature of some specialty.

The University (n.) is, ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠for the German student, a large liberty: he has been in rigid bondage so long, and must one day put on the chains once more and enter the slavery of official or professional life.