A Cat (n.) is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
Definition.com
Definition.com
The Cat (n.) is an animal which, if it could speak, would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Definition.com
The Cat (n.) is the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild.
Definition.com
A Cat (n.) has only nine lives, and that is one of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie.
Definition.com
A Cat (n.) is a home's proof of title: a home without a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?