Mark Twain826 definitions
Mark Twain50 (age) (n.) is an age at which a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass.
70 (age) (n.) is old enough. After that there is too much risk.
Abstinence (n.) is so excellent a thing that one should totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
Accident (n.) is the greatest of all inventors.
Achievement (n.) is tied to imagination. We can only achieve what we can conceive and believe.
Action (n.) speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often.
Adam (n.) is one who, when he said a good thing, knew nobody had said it before.
Adam (n.) is the original author of sin, and ought to have taken out an international copyright on it.
Adam (n.) is desirous of the apple only because it was forbidden... had the serpent been forbidden, he would have eaten it.
Addiction's (n.) easy to kick. Most have done it thousands of times.
The Adjective (n.) weakens when they are close together... they give strength when they are far apart.
The Adjective (n.) is overused — When in doubt, strike it out.
The Adjective (n.) is overused — When you catch one, kill it.
An Adventure (n.) while it's happening you wish it wasn't.
