Lying (n.) is an art. It's a wonder why a man who can't tell one often thinks he is the best judge of one.
Lying (n.) is never to be liked, except when it injures somebody else.
Lying (n.) is best done firmly, frankly, squarely, with head erect, not haltingly, tortuously, with pusillanimous mien, as being ashamed of our high calling.
Lying (n.) is best done for others' advantage, and not our own.
Lying (n.) is best done gracefully and graciously, not awkwardly and clumsily.
Lying (n.) is best done healingly, charitably, humanely, not cruelly, hurtfully, maliciously.
Lying (n.) is best done thoughtfully, judiciously, with a good object, and not an evil one.
Lying (n.) is best done with a good object, and not an evil one.
Lying (n.) is unique to our species. Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.