Man (n.) is a figment of God's imagination.
Man (n.) is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities, war.
Man (n.) is the only slave, and he is the only animal who enslaves, be it under bondage or for wages. The higher animals are the only ones who exclusively do their own work and provide their own living.
Man (n.) is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired .
Man (n.) is the only animal who's got the true religion-several of them.
Man (n.) is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.
Man (n.) is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.