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Religion (n.) is a thing consisting in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.
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Religion (n.) was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
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Religion (n.) is easy to disprove. The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Religion (n.) is never intellectual. There was never yet a God that showed any interest in the intellect.
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Religion (n.) is that by which man has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.
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Religion (n.) is the wealth of shams, humbugs and frauds - like dung in the Black Forest.