Bill Maher80 definitions
Bill MaherAmerica (n.) is a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.
America (n.) is like a dog... dumb as a post but it makes one laugh.
America (n.) is like a dog... it cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can't actually explain issues to a dog.
Atheism (n.) is a problematic term because it mirrors the certitude of religion. In truth, none of us know, and rather than turn to silly stories and ancient myths, it is better for us to man up and say we don't know.
Atheism (n.) is not a religion any more than abstinence is a sex position.
Atheism (n.) is a belief prized for the fact that it takes so little of one's time.
Atheism (n.) is precisely not religion as defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power.
The Bible (n.) is, for most Christians, like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.
The Book of Job (n.) is all about job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, I can't take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.
Certainty (n.) is a quality often appearing in people with the most ridiculous ideas.
The Christian (n.) is less like Jesus than pretty much anyone.
Community (n.) is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.
Condescension (n.) is very difficult to avoid when you're explaining something to an idiot.
A Coward (n.) is one for whom courage always looks like stupidity.
