4th of July

Christmas

fireworks

breaking up

Declaration of Independence

Thomas Jefferson

treason

Brexit

liberal

barbecue sauce

immigrant

Native American

crayon

grilling

freedom

bald eagle

safety

America

patriotism

piss

is spending hours sitting on hot, crowded highways so you can spend hours sitting on hot, crowded beaches.

The July 4th week end is really a fabulous experience. It gives you the opportunity to spend hours sitting on hot, crowded highways so you can spend hours sitting on hot, crowded beaches!

is a day that ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance by solemn acts of devotion.

July 4th ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance by solemn acts of devotion.

is celebrated in a truly American way; namely, by blowing things up and taking a day off from work.

July 4th is Independence Day in the U.S., and it is celebrated in a truly American way by blowing things up and taking a day off from work.

is, for the slave, a day that reveals to him, more than all other days of the year, the gross injustices and cruelty to which he is the constant victim.

What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July? I answer: A day that reveals to him, more than all other days of the year, the gross injustices and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him your celebration is a sham.

is the American celebration of independence, a celebration not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness.

You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.

is when a whole country eats hot dogs and blows stuff up to remind their ex how well they've been doing since the breakup.

is the oven's day off. It is a day where, by unwritten law, everybody eats outdoors.

Everybody eats outdoors on this holiday. It's an unwritten law: the Fourth of July is the oven's day off.

is a day on which we drink until we see stars and stripes


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4th of July

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