husband

masculinity

dad joke

instruction manuel

marriage

farting

battle of the sexes

widow

being literal

person

collective noun

light bulb joke

oven

I like my [x] like I like my [y]

Cockney Rhyming Slang

feminism

wife

alimony

fidelity

one-liner

Christmas

bathroom scale

sports car

mother-in-law

housework

gardening

murder

vagueness

adoption

parenting

father

helping

is a person who is under the impression that he bosses the house, when in reality, he only houses the boss.

a husband is a person who is under the impression that he bosses the house, when in reality, he only houses the boss.

is held by keeping him a little jealous... he is lost by keeping him a little more jealous. The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous... the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. H. L. Mencken.

is in an easier role than the lover for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. Honore de Balzac

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese proverb

is best when he is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. Honore de Balzac

is one who, as a lover, always thinks of his mistress first and himself second, but as a husband it runs the other way.

A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second... with a husband it runs the other way. Honore de Balzac

is like a government in that he never needs to admit a fault.

A husband, like a government, never needs to admit a fault. Honore de Balzac

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.

husband, n.All

husband