valentine's day, n.Dad Jokes

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?It was Valenswine's Day

What do single people call Valentine's Day?Happy Independence Day

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?Cauliflowers

What did one bell say to the other?“Be my valenchime!”

What did the bird say to the other bird on Valentine's Day?You're my Tweet heart

What do you call a very small valentine?A valentiny

What did the orca say to his valentine?"Whale you be mine?"

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?Hog and kisses

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?They’re very scent-imental