valentine's day, n.Dad Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?Cauliflowers

What do single people call Valentine's Day?Happy Independence Day

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?They’re very scent-imental

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?Hog and kisses

What did one bell say to the other?“Be my valenchime!”

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?It was Valenswine's Day

What did the bird say to the other bird on Valentine's Day?You're my Tweet heart

What do you call a very small valentine?A valentiny

What did the orca say to his valentine?"Whale you be mine?"