gin, n.Definitions

Gin is like bugspray

Gin is like aftershave

Gin is British tequila

Gin is like an antique store

Gin is like an air freshener

Gin is like all the pretty flowers in the world trying to kill you

Gin is like a boy - moody, difficult, etc. So just be patient. GIN should come around.

Gin is like a fortune cookie that says "YOU WILL VOICE LOUD AND UNINFORMED OPINIONS ABOUT PERU" every time you open it.