Humor (n.) is a saving thing: For the minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Humor (n.) is clearly one of the the chief attributes of God... animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.
Humor (n.) is like a frog... if you dissect it, it dies.
Humor (n.) is not a personal or a national monopoly. It's as free as salvation and far widely distributed.
Humor (n.) is only a fragrance, a decoration.
Humor (n.) must not professedly teach or preach but must do both if it would live forever.
Humor (n.) is best with touching forbidden things.
Humor (n.) is a thing which to explain is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.
Humor's (n.) secret source is not joy but sorrow.
Humor (n.) is the good natured side of a truth.
Humor (n.) must both teach and preach if it would live forever; by forever I mean 30 years.
Humor (n.) is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor's (n.) secret source is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.