wife

cannibal

dad joke

Spartacus

doctor

marriage

juggling

housewife

one-liner

bad attitude

waking up

compromise

battle of the sexes

puppy

depression

drinking

murder

bride

cooking

etymology

cook

binomial

pick-up line

refusal

password

being correct

being right

mistress

confucius say

mother

Woody Allen

dating

gift giving

misogyny

washing dishes

dishwasher

doing the dishes

husband

waiting

fishing

housework

zombie

unconditional love

gift

snacking

Bible

beer

praying mantis

is a young man's mistress, a companion for middle age, and an old man's nurse.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. Francis Bacon

is one of the best hearing AIDS a man can have.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. Groucho Marx

is one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.

Wife: One who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.

is one who wields more power over a man than the state.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. Ralph Waldo Emerson

is such that many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

is one who lasts only for the length of the marriage while an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Woody Allen

is where one can always see a fellow's weak point.

Always see a fellows weak point in his wife. James Joyce

wife, n.All

wife