Speculative philosophy (n.) calls the concrete abstract and the abstract concrete — which is how love becomes, in its eyes, an abstract passion.
Speculative philosophy (n.) takes real apples, pears and almonds, forms the idea 'Fruit', then declares that Fruit is the true substance and that being a pear is inessential to the pear.
Speculative philosophy (n.) applied to minerals makes its whole science that every mineral is really 'the Mineral', repeated as many times as there are minerals.
Speculative philosophy (n.) has as many incarnations as there are things: where Christianity knows one Incarnation of God, here the Absolute Fruit is incarnate in every apple.
Speculative philosophy (n.) performs a miracle each time it says there are apples and pears: it creates them out of its own abstract reason, which it takes for an Absolute Subject outside itself.
Speculative philosophy (n.) has a recipe: abstract 'the Animal' from lion, shark and pug; note that the Animal, which in the lion tears man apart, only barks in the pug; cane the pug — and Man has become master of the Animal and defeated the lion.
Speculative philosophy (n.) answers every question the way the catechism does: by first putting its own question into your mouth.