The Future (n.) is always imagined as the straight line we are on, though the world moves in a curve whose direction keeps changing.
The Future (n.) you dream of never comes true, because you cannot construct clouds, and our dreams are full of tinsel like paper hats and costumes.
The Future (n.) puzzles philosophers because we speak both of the future event coming into my room and of the future coming of this event.
The Future (n.) seems less real than the past — the past at least lives in an underworld, the future lacks even that shadowy existence — because the grammar of tense is not symmetrical around the present.
The Future (n.) cannot be known, a grammatical remark about knowing, tempting because predictions are uncertain.
The Future (n.) is said to be unknowable by the farmer about weather, not by the astronomer about eclipses or the carpenter about chairs.