Accountant (n.) is a person you can seldom count on.
Accountant (n.) is a party hired by a successful person to explain to the government how he did it.
An Accountant (n.) is a dutiful book-balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. See also ZOMBIE.
Accountant (n.) can put two and two together to make a living.
An Admiral (n.) is like a chess player whose pieces write letters home.
An Admiral (n.) spent forty years at sea to earn a desk.
An Admiral (n.) moves a wooden ship across a table, and the men live inside the piece.
An Admiral (n.) is promoted steadily away from the sea.
An Advisor (n.) is a person whose worst idea will be remembered as yours.
An Advisor (n.) is asked by people who have already decided and want company.
An Advisor (n.) is usually consulted after the decision and before the announcement.
An Advisor (n.) is paid for certainty, not for accuracy.
An Agriculturist (n.) makes his money in town and blows it in the country.
An Agriculturist (n.) is a farmer with a station wagon.
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