A Conspiracy theory (n.) is the opposite of institutional analysis, which treats individuals as replaceable pieces in a system with its own rules.
Conspiracy theory (n.) has become the intellectual's four-letter word — what people say when they want you not to think about what is really going on.
Conspiracy theory (n.) teach nothing that generalizes: secret cabals acting outside institutions are blips on history's screen, and the institutions are too powerful to tolerate many of them.
Conspiracy theory (n.) is the label for describing planning by Western power; describe the Politburo's decisions and it is just called analysis.
Conspiracy theory (n.) is the reflex label for any analysis of institutions, used when thought must be prevented and institutions protected from scrutiny.
A Conspiracy theory (n.) is the label that lets critics of institutions be dismissed unheard — though a structural critique of the media is closer to a free-market analysis than to any plot.
A Conspiracy theory (n.) turns missing evidence into proof: if no traces are found, that only shows how professional the plotters were.
A Conspiracy theory (n.) survives every disproof by shifting ground: the fact that sinks it is recast as one more sign of the conspirators' cunning.
A Conspiracy theory (n.) flatters the powerful by crediting them with everything; the CIA is strong, but nowhere near that strong.