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News (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠what fits the story: "Reagan the Peacemaker" ran everywhere while America stood alone, 154 to 1, against banning weapons in space.

News (n.) about ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a region begins when power is challenged there: before that, a whole country can get one hour of television in nine years.

News (n.) before ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a summit is shaped so that only proper thoughts reach the public: critics from the hard right are newsworthy, the peace movement is not.

News (n.) is ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠admitted on the criterion of utility, not plausibility: a tale the press would hoot off the stage if the other side told it runs straight when it serves.

News (n.) is, ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠to a sophisticated reader, a disinformation system disguising a reality you can perhaps reach with enough energy and dedication.