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The 20s (age) (n.) is all about taking it in; eating it, drinking it, and spitting out the seeds later.
An Adult (n.) is just a child who owes money.
Advertising (n.) is a world in which there’s no such thing as a lie, there’s only expedient exaggeration.
Advertising (n.) is what has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don’t need.
Alcohol (n.) is good for bonding — Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.
Alcoholism (n.) is the only disease that can survive in our bloodstream.
Alimony (n.) is excellent for women; you lose a husband, you get a car.
Ambition (n.) is the ice on the lake of emotion.
Anger (n.) is more useful than despair.
The Army (n.) is some guy you don’t know telling you to go whack some other guy you don’t know.