Adolescence (n.) is the age between puberty and adultery.
Adolescence (n.) is when children try to bring up their parents.
Adolescence (n.) is the awkward age when a boy's voice and vice are changing.
Adolescence (n.) is the period of life when a boy first notices that a girl notices he is noticing her.
Adolescence (n.) is the time in life when boys and girls start wondering what to do about their parents.
Adolescence (n.) is the time between childhood and time complains she has nothing to time complains she has nothing to wear.
Adolescence (n.) is the teenage period when it's hard to tell the boys from the girls by the clothes they get or the haircuts they don't.
Adolescence (n.) is always apologizing to his friends for having such old-fashioned parents.
Adolescence (n.) is one who is waiting impatiently to grow up and become his own boss-then he gets married.
Adolescence (n.) begins when children stop asking questions - because they know all the answers.
Adolescence (n.) is that period in a youngster's life when his parents become more difficult.
Adolescence (n.) is when a child feels his parents should be told the facts of life.
Adolescence (n.) is when a youngster starts to eat again even before the dishes have been washed.
Adolescence (n.) is the best substitute ever invented for experience.
Adolescence (n.) is when a boy stops quoting his dad and starts criticizing him.
Adolescence (n.) is when a teenager discovers that hard work takes all the fun out of earning money.
Adolescence (n.) is when a youngster objects to his parents' having their own way.
Adolescence (n.) is when children stop asking questions and begin to question the answers.
Adolescence (n.) is when girls stop making faces at boys and start making eyes.
Adolescence (n.) is when people are too young to give advice and too old to take it.