Spring (n.) is a divine season to the poet, and nothing but sleet and rain to the weatherman.
Spring (n.) was once a forerunner of flowers and nectar, but now it is a herald of the tax collector.
Spring (n.) comes unusually late or unusually early every year-as usual.
Spring (n.) hasn't really reached the suburbs until one is awakened by the first lawn mower.
Spring (n.) ought to be treated just as one would a friend one has not learned to trust
Spring (n.) is the glorious season when the grass grows up along the roadside and hides the discarded beer cans.
Spring (n.) is the season of the year that makes you wish you were alive.
Spring (n.) is when you can rely very little upon the weather, and even less upon the weatherman.
Spring (n.) is when you turn on the heat the day after you turned it off for the year.
Spring (n.) is the silly season when men plant grass in order to slave in the summer keeping it cut.
Spring (n.) is the time of year when a good neighbor returns the lawnmower he borrowed so its owner can have it fixed.
Spring (n.) is the time of year when the weather seldom gets together with the season.