A Miser (n.) is a poor wretch who has nothing but money.
A Miser (n.) is even more economical than the man who is too economical.
A Miser (n.) is known by the money he keeps.
A Miser (n.) accumulates money as fast as others accumulate clothes hangers.
A Miser (n.) begins by saving up for a rainy day, and ends by saving up for the rainy days of his heirs.
A Miser (n.) lives poor so they can die rich.
A Miser (n.) sacrifices the present to the future, a spendthrift sacrifices the future to the present.
A Miser (n.) thinks no more of a dollar than other men think of their lives.
A Miser (n.) upsets himself a dollar's worth when he loses a dime.
A Miser (n.) is the proof that not every fool and his money are soon parted.
A Miser (n.) makes a wonderful ancestor.