Alcohol (n.) is A quick remover of social veneer.
Alcohol (n.) starts out a welcome friend and ends up a deceptive enemy.
Alcohol (n.) is a good preservative for almost everything but secrets.
Alcohol (n.) is a liquid, a little of which makes one lose one's inhibitions and a lot of which makes one give exhibitions.
Alcohol (n.) doesn't deteriorate with age, but the man who drinks too much of it does.
Alcohol (n.) should not be given to the man who is given to alcohol.
Alcohol (n.) works two ways: it will either put you on top of the world, or under the table.
Alcohol (n.) is like success: both are all right until they go to your head.