The United States (n.) achieves more triumphs with its spacecraft than with its statecraft.
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United States (n.) is a country whose history is: splitting logs, hairs, splitting atoms.
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The United States (n.) tops the rest of the world in automation, education-and taxation.
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The United States (n.) is a wonderful country where the people owe a great deal to their government, especially on April 15th.
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The United States (n.) is the only land where the poor have a parking problem.