Democracy (n.) is a form of government in which the people often vote for someone different but seldom get something different.
Democracy (n.) is a form of government under which everyone has the freedom to elect officials to restrict his freedom.
Democracy (n.) is a form of government where every taxpayer has complete freedom in electing officials who have complete freedom in taxing him.
Democracy (n.) is a form of government where you can always say what you like, and do what you're told.
Democracy (n.) is a form of government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Democracy (n.) is a form of government whose citizens have complete freedom to choose which candidate they prefer to mess things up for them.
Democracy (n.) is a form of political faith that the next bunch of politicians we elect will be an improvement.
Democracy (n.) is a ship of state whose officers try to steer a straight course in all directions.
Democracy (n.) is a slow process of stumbling to the right decision instead of going straight forward to the wrong one.
Democracy (n.) is the worst form of government, except for all the other forms that have already been tried.