Utopia (n.) is run without crime or treason.
Utopia (n.) is where the government always does something for you, and never does anything to you.
Utopia (n.) is where there are no Joneses for the neighbors to keep up with.
Utopia (n.) is where there's an equal distribution of wealth, and everyone gets more than he has.
Utopia (n.) is a land whose population is made up of engaged couples only.
Utopia (n.) is where the J oneses are trying to keep up with you.
Utopia (n.) is where you love your enemies instead of loving your enemies' enemies.
Utopia (n.) is the only place where all a government does is govern.
Utopia (n.) is where all women get married, and all men remain bachelors.