A Budget (n.) is a detailed record of how you managed to spend more than you earned.
A Budget (n.) is a family plan where the money always runs out before the month does.
A Budget (n.) is a family plan whose main drawback is that it won't work unless you economize.
A Budget (n.) is a family plan whose success depends not on what a husband earns, but on what his wife doesn't spend.
A Budget (n.) is a financial schedule adopted to prevent part of the month being left at the end of your money.
A Budget (n.) is a plan adopted to prevent people from making the down payment on something new each month.
A Budget (n.) is a plan adopted when you cannot support yourself in the style to which you have become accustomed.
A Budget (n.) enables you to pay as you go- if · you don't go anywhere.
A Budget (n.) stops you from wondering about last month's money, and starts you worrying about next month's.
A Budget (n.) tells you not how you are going to spend your money, but how you have already spent it.
A Budget (n.) is a thing which to live on often amounts to the same thing as living beyond one's means, only one has a record of it.
A Budget (n.) is a way of spending money without getting any fun out of it.
A Budget (n.) the government can't seem to do without, and can't seem to live within.
A Budget (n.) is sometimes shows how much we have to save, but more often how much we have to borrow.
A Budget's (n.) success depends upon the husband's power to veto his wife's bills.
A Budget (n.) just keeps many people from buying a necessity today so that they can buy a luxury tomorrow.
Budget (n.) is trying to make both ends meet while somebody is always coming along and moving the ends.