A Bore (n.) is a man whose mother bore him and who now bores everyone else.
The Bore (n.) is the easiest to approach and the hardest to get away from.
A Bore (n.) never likes to be alone, but makes you wish you were.
A Bore (n.) uses his mouth to talk while you use yours to yawn.
A Bore (n.) is a person whose conversation it is hard to listen to but easy to yawn at.
A Bore (n.) is a person with plenty of time to spare-your time.
A Bore (n.) is always giving you twice as many details as you want to hear.
A Bore (n.) is always talking during the interruption of other people.
The Bore (n.) always runs out of listeners faster than he runs out of conversation.
A Bore (n.) finds it easy to start talking, and even easier to get others to stop listening.
A Bore (n.) never puts off till tomorrow the tedium he can spread today.
A Bore (n.) talks long enough to put you to sleep, but loud enough to keep you awake.
A Bore's (n.) idea of killing time is to talk it to death.
A Bore's (n.) information is always longer than their information.
A Bore (n.) is one you can always rely upon to make a short story long.
A Bore (n.) is having a good time when he is giving others a bad time.
A Bore (n.) is unaware that a stiff lower jaw is as useful as a stiff upper lip.