A Snob (n.) is a man standing on a ladder, licking the feet of the man above, and stepping on the hands of the man below.
A Snob (n.) is one for whom happiness consists of being asked everywhere and going nowhere.
The Snob (n.) doesn't want to know anyone except those who don't want to know them.
The Snob (n.) gets the wrong slant on people by looking down from their family tree.
The Snob (n.) is in favor of equality, but only with the right people.
The Snob (n.) regards himself as the equal of his superiors, and the superior of his equals.
A Snob (n.) spends half her time telling how superior she is, and the other half telling how inferior others are.
A Snob's (n.) eyes look down on others while his nose turns up.
A Snob's (n.) grandfather made money and who therefore refuses to associate with persons who have made it themselves.